Sunday, March 20, 2011
Encyclosleazia Shittanica excerpt: Cigaratts
If you ever got close enough to inspect a cigaratt you would see that behind their nicotine stained teeth sits a hairy tongue. This can tell you how old a cigaratt is. The hairier the tongue, the older the cigaratt.
While smoking a cigarette the hot air inflates the ratts body making it possible for it to float around. Once they digest the smoke they dispell it from their anus in a small smoke ring, this also serves in propelling the cigaratt. If you pull a cigarette from a ratts mouth mid float, the cigaratt will deflate wildly like an out of control balloon.
In a pinch cigaratts can be used as makeshift smoke bombs for those in need of a quick getaway.