Encyclosleazia Shittanica excerpt on The Bud Mizer

The head of the Bud Mizer, taken by Cig Neutron

 All Crapulons are pretty vile and disgusting but the Bud Mizer somehow outdoes most of his fellow race. At a  young age the Bud Mizer assembled a gang that raised hell all around mullock. Their habit of pissing on the heads of their victims after they have brutally beaten them, earned them the name "The Pissheads". They have since lovingly embraced this name.
    Although the Bud Mizer is a vicious killer, he's not stupid. Earth booze was in High demand on Mullock and seeing a golden oppurtunity him and his gang Hijacked a supply ship and headed for earth. HIs plan was to set up a base on Mars and control any alcohol that came off the neighboring planet. He succeeded and now makes huge profits by controlling earth booze.
    Controlling such a lucrative operation is not without its fair share of problems. Rival Gangs are constantly trying to gain control of the earth booze trade. Secondly The Pissheads have to aquire the alcohol from earth without any earthlings knowing of their existence. For this reason they make frequent pickups from the southern parts of the united states, where if someone were to come forward with a sighting, their claim would be dismissed. While the humans that populate these areas might not be credible they are whoever armed and dangereous. This has become quite bothersome as many pickup crews have been attacked by groups of rednecks looking to save their booze.

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Encyclosleazia Shittanica Excerpt on Lady Scourge

Lady Scourge smoking the finest Intergalactic Opium piracy can offer.

   Once a beautiful human geisha by the name Akahana, she was kidnapped by the infamous demon gang The Radical 194. The Same night of her capture The Radical 194 had a coup de tat overthrowing their leader Kyouaku. Having no more use for the geisha or Kyouaku they discarded both of their bodies believing them to be dead. Akahana comes to, and realizes she's lying next to the former leader of the gang she despises. So distraught over her ordeal she finishes off Kyouaku with his own katana, and then commits jumangi gari with the same blade.
    Once the demon blood mixed with hers she became possesed by Kyouaku. Being in a weakened state he only had minor demonic powers left and could not take full possesion of the geisha. Still in control of her own body but with newly aquired demon powers the geisha and kyouaku reluctantly worked together to exact revenge upon The Radical 194.
    Their power growing with each member slain, the geisha in turn lost more and more of her humanity. Sometime after defeating the Radical 194 the onigeisha crossed paths with a space pirate crew repairing their ship after an emergency landing on earth. After a short scuffle the pirates bowed down to the onigeisha's power and she became their Captain. Upon accompanying them into space she adopted the moniker Lady Scourge, and quickly became one of the most ruthless space pirates in the universe.
    As Cig Netron's infamy grew, it attracted the attention of the Onigeisha and her crew. Now She's on a mission to find him and rip him to shreds to find out what makes him so powerful.

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Encyclosleazia Shittanica excerpt on Buttgrubs

A typical Buttgrub, looking oddly guilty as always

  Creatures that are rarely seen, but often felt. Buttgrubs just have a compulsive need to touch the butts of everything in the universe. No one knows why, and no one knows where they came from (some say Uranus.) Buttgrubs are harmless in the creepiest sense of the word. They really don't do anything but touch butts. They are so elusive however that not much is know about they're culture.
    The majority of buttgrubs are content with just cupping a cheek. No squeezing, just cupping, but every so often there will be a feisty one that loves to pinch. It's been rumored that there is a gang of buttgrubs that deal stealth wedgies. People refer to this alleged group as The Phantom wedgies.

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