Encyclosleazia Shittanica excerpt on Buttgrubs

A typical Buttgrub, looking oddly guilty as always

  Creatures that are rarely seen, but often felt. Buttgrubs just have a compulsive need to touch the butts of everything in the universe. No one knows why, and no one knows where they came from (some say Uranus.) Buttgrubs are harmless in the creepiest sense of the word. They really don't do anything but touch butts. They are so elusive however that not much is know about they're culture.
    The majority of buttgrubs are content with just cupping a cheek. No squeezing, just cupping, but every so often there will be a feisty one that loves to pinch. It's been rumored that there is a gang of buttgrubs that deal stealth wedgies. People refer to this alleged group as The Phantom wedgies.

See more Buttgrubs in the book Bizarro Au Go-Go available at http://bizarroaugogo.com